Repent the Chicago way with our bold and hilarious Chicago Pope “Pick Your Penance” tee. Featuring the Windy City’s holiest figure holding the ultimate choice—Holy Water or a bottle of infamous Jeppson’s Malört—this shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and hometown pride. Complete with a papal blessing and a hat crowned with Chicago stars, it’s a divine tribute to local culture, questionable liqueurs, and saintly sass. This design is ideal for festivals, bar crawls, or just showing off your Chicago spirit.
Blessed are the bold—pick your penance.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for stabilizing seams and preventing stretching - Made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort - Lightweight fabric, perfect for all-season wear
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
