Repent the Chicago way with our bold and hilarious Chicago Pope “Pick Your Penance” tee. Featuring the Windy City’s holiest figure holding the ultimate choice—Holy Water or a bottle of infamous Jeppson’s Malört—this shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and hometown pride. Complete with a papal blessing and a hat crowned with Chicago stars, it’s a divine tribute to local culture, questionable liqueurs, and saintly sass. This design is ideal for festivals, bar crawls, or just showing off your Chicago spirit.
Blessed are the bold—pick your penance.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel. - Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for added stability and comfort. - Boxy fit with a slightly cropped seamless body for a contemporary look. - Pigment dye colors for a stylish, vintage aesthetic. - Heavy fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) ensures lasting quality.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
