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Confess Your Sins… But Bring Portillo’s Unisex T-Shirt
Confess Your Sins… But Bring Portillo’s Unisex T-Shirt
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Repentance never looked so delicious. Our “Confess Your Sins… But Bring Portillo’s” tee delivers a heavenly dose of Chicago humor with a divine twist. Featuring the Chicago Pope ready to absolve—provided you come bearing beef and cheese fries—this shirt is a must-have for anyone who knows salvation starts with a sack from Portillo’s.
Soft, funny, and full of local flavor, it’s perfect for hot dog lovers, hometown heroes, and hungry heretics alike.
Because forgiveness is free… but you better bring food.
Product features
- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft texture
- Made with soft cotton blend for comfort
- A humorous design with a local touch
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
|
Width, in |
18.25 |
20.25 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
27.75 |
29.75 |
Length, in |
26.62 |
28 |
29.37 |
30.75 |
31.62 |
32.50 |
33.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in |
16.25 |
17.75 |
19 |
20.50 |
21.75 |
23.25 |
24.63 |
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